(oh god I haven't made a journal here in over 6 months, hello DA)
My mom and I were shopping in something like an enormous Borders superstore, inexplicably accompanied by a group of small children and an intimidating, tall, bald Russian man. The store was two stories tall, and the first floor, aside from size, was more or less a normal bookstore (except for the fact that every book in their comics/manga section was about 3’x4’ in size and printed on incredibly shitty newsprint?) The second floor, though, was bizarre: just a long, wide, white hallway, with no windows and a singular door at the very end. We headed upstairs and walked towards this door as a group, but were interrupted WHEN IN A TRAGIC TWIST OF FATE, KGB AGENTS APPEARED OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE AND VIOLENTLY GUNNED DOWN THE RUSSIAN GUY
So I made a mad dash to the door (MOM AND THE CHILDREN HAD JUST COMPLETELY VANISHED AT THIS POINT), made it there intact, and opened it to reveal a small lobby/computer lab, connected to an adjacent room with a swimming pool and a raised concrete platform. seated on this platform were Cobb, Arthur, and Ariadne in beach chairs. I waved to them cheerfully, apparently expecting this all along, and said,
“HI,
“I’M HERE FOR MY INCEPTION TEST.”
s-so they handed me my…INCEPTION…TEST BOOKLET, and I took a seat in the other room and got to work. except. Except ALL OF THE QUESTIONS ARE ABOUT LABELING BIOLOGY DIAGRAMS LIKE THE COMPONENTS OF A CELL AND THE ANATOMY OF AN EARTHWORM. AND THEN I REACHED THE FINAL ESSAY QUESTION, WHICH READ SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
“Which would you rather be for a day: a frog or a bug? (Please cite specific evidence when writing your answer.)"
i had no idea what to write though so I cheated
Cobb get your team the fuck out of my head
luv Flash